Sleep habits

If it were not for my kiddos I would never get out of bed before noon.
If it were not for my kiddos I would never get in bed before midnight.
Early to bed early to rise is bull shit.

so far this morning

Let's start by saying this is a sample of what has occurred already this morning...
~I loaded the dishwasher last night and forgot to start it, the kids wanted cereal and I had no clean bowls....so what's a mom to do? wash a few bowls by hand let them eat out of cups.
~I did a load of towels yesterday and didn't put them in the dryer....so this morning they smell bad. Ahhhhh, now they need to be rewashed.
~Belle did something she is proud of....I am disgusted---more on that to come.

Todays 1st blooper

It's after 10 am and no one has had breakfast. I am consumed with getting my blog layout right so---I let the kiddos get themselves Little Debbie snack cakes out of the pantry. I did insist they have a glass of milk.

Mommy Bloopers?!

What is a mommy blooper? It is a slip-up in the world of mommyhood. So many of us put up the proverbial SuperMom façade--I am so guilty of this--but a mommy blooper is letting the super hero mask come off. The moments throughout my tireless, never ending day of trailing along behind kiddos that can cause mommy temper tantrums. Do I trade these stories at the playground while pushing the swings? No! I smile through that supermommy mask listening to the highly annoying perfect mom next to me talking about the wonderful snack she packed for her little darling..."an organic apple juice and whole grain, sugar free, non-fat, gluten free, preservative free, soy graham crackers." Really? Your graham crackers look the same as mine…I am certain mine taste better. So no, this isn’t a rant about other moms—maybe sometimes—but mostly a confessional of my big and not-so-big bloopers along the way to creating four future therapy seeking kiddos.

I invite you to join me in this… you may leave a comment, anonymously if it makes you more comfortable—I am certain you have lots some to share. Feel free to give me grief comment on my bloopers as well. Reading your thoughts and opinions will help make this a great venting place for all SuperMoms.